[Intro]
Man, how are we gonna get girls like Usher & T-Pain?
We can't afford that expensive patrón they always drink.
Dude, we're never gonna get girls to drink this nasty stuff!
...Yeah, maybe if it tasted like a...gummy bear?!
[Verse 1]
Girl it starts real fresh
And takes you on a journey
These shots so ill
You'll be leavin' on a gurney
So bottoms up
Momma didn't raise a dummy
Me and Jeff gettin' crunk
Doin' shots of gummy
Girl don't even fight it
I know you wanna bite it
You sound so excited
Before you even tried it
Baby I was wrong
And you know I'm gonna right it
Send you gummy shots
UPS overnight it
[Hook]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say girl, on the couch I'mma save you a spot
Oh girl, you know I got the bathtub hot
[Verse 2]
Well you know I can't afford
No expensive brandy
So I pour an Old Crow
And chase it down with candy
Cuz it's breakin' my heart
That I caused you pain
You can tell by the slo-mo
Yell in the rain
Baby girl, say the word
When you're home alone
I'll be on your doorstep
With a shot of Patrón
Then I'll take you to the beach
In the Florida Keys
Or a real nice dinner
At an Applebee's
[Bridge]
Break down
In the middle of the spot
I'mma buy another round
While you checkin' these shots
The money shot
The rims shot
bu*t shot
Body shot
Not rapping shot
Bad metaphor shot?
[Outro]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say girl, I wanna take you on a cruise on my yacht
Oh girl, I gotta admit it's not a real yacht (a real yacht...)