(Verse 1)
British motherf**ers bound to shout "the guy's barmey"
While I chill in Kotir with the Thousand Eye Army
Proudly I, couched with 5,000 fly mamis
Tout divine powers, live rowdy, die calmly
Sigil flap stitched to my flags atop towers
Dynasty the peak of the cats in Mossflower
Burning oil plotting strategics at odd hours
With the otter clans trading me weapons for raw powder
Zweihander strapped to the flank, collecting tax for the ranks
I got some rats with some shanks that need to eat, kid
Listen, ba*tard I ain't, protect your a**es
Give thanks that for a cat I'm a saint, we in agreement
A. I run my fortress with ease, I run the forest and trees, I thunder forcibly
B. You men are mice, though
I used to bump AOTP, I'm kinda playing
Their beat and writing graciously
Steez is hella maestro
(Chorus)
And y'all rats, kid (rats, kid)
All up in my bubble talking that sh** (that sh**)
I knew that you were trouble but this cat kid (cat kid)
Is a motherf**er you don't scrap with, motherf**er
Motherf**er it's Verdauga, the Lord of Kotir as I command it
It's Verdauga (the green-eyed bandit, can't stand it)
It's Verdauga with the Thousand Eye Army, god damn it
It's Verdauga
(Verse 2)
This sh** is half fanfiction, other half grand diction
Wandering far from my home and clan, miss them
And remembering the smell of a rose is damn sickening
Ambushed, to the hilt of the blade my hand quickens
The Thousand Eyes glimmer twixt trees from all around me, surround me
Dope but outmatched, I'm beaten soundly
Verdauga Greeneyes decries and treats me lousy
I'm on it though, link with C.O.R.I.M. and meet the mousethief
'Scape into the forest, skip the gate and we run
Meet the skipper in alliance with some atheist nuns
And deep in Brockhall, the critters all are majorly bummed
It seems the coup of Tsarmina means the capers is done
But I ain't playing for fun, the name is Martin, son of Luke the legend
We can talk about your f**ing vittles and your soup in heaven
Dip to Badger Mountain, I ain't tryna hear your stupid reverend
Re-forge my sword with a star that fell, a super weapon
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
Scimitar, scabbard and mind to use it promptly
In it for the cash and dash, finna be gone, see
And pay a couple rabbity sops to do my laundry
With ale in my chalice and sipping beneath a palm tree
My men are threescore strong
With a couple dozen oak strongboxes in which we store arms
Known to Verdauga, now we fight for his daughter
Because the cat done made a generous offer
The name is Bane and I march with my sixty-odd weasels on the woods
Doing evil for the good of my people with the goods
Verdauga would've won it, but his seed they never could
Hence, deceit is what I would--less a eagle get my hood
Told her that I'm down for the cause, but i'm lying
Backstabber, strike with the speed of the sky's lighting
Fighter, I do it for me or I die trying
Damned to die proud, die free, die flying
(Chorus)
Thousand Eyes, march