[Verse 1]
Man don't have a car, so Uber everywhere
That's including to her yard, she got her room prepared
Dirty gyal want s** me hard, just like a Hoover in there
She asked me "VaL why you so large?" then I pulled her hair, yeah
It's like 2am, ya man ain't doing right that's why I'm the one that's here, not him
Lovely lovely, right?
That n***a might go mayhem, he called you on your line but you was busy with my skin
Lovely lovely, right?
[Hook]
Shawty I really want that Uber everywhere
Baby I really wish there's Uber everywhere
[Verse 2]
Tanta gaja só pra um gajo (lovely)
A que mais fala vai pra baixo (lovely)
Too many gyaldem fi one man
But still thinking about that bum tan
You the type to feel right at the wrong time
I see nothing wrong with our affair like I'm gone blind
But you need to relax, you're way too paranoid
I've noticed what is your fear
You think when we f** I'm gonna cum and then disappear
Nah I'm starving to eat between your thighs
You roll your chinky eyes
If they ever find out what we do shawty, then our ways'll be plagiarised
And while I'm eating I cause a mess like I play with rice
Time is money, we don't pay the price
Forgot what time we did start
Plus I only show up at night, that's when you know I'm a star
Gyal come ride me like a bike, and rock the bed with no guitar
No need for champagne to get you "more wet"
You don't get it...
No need for champagne to get you Moët
Excuse my French, I mean wetter
Your p**y raining like the weather
Snapchat me how you looking right now so you can make me feel better
Even your cousin wanna see you with me
Tell her to take some pics of you and send it to me ya feel me?
[Hook]
Shawty I really want that Uber everywhere
Baby I really wish there's Uber everywhere
[Outro: backs]
Uber everywhere, on the way to your chick yeah
Uber everywhere, on the way to your chick yeah
*beat switches*
Part 2 [Chiraq Verse]
I never f**ed Nicki, I never f**ed Bey
If I did, they would love my D
Would be all up on BET
Dedicated songs about me on TV
No, I can't forget about RiRi
So that "Rude Boy, boy" would be me
Lord forgive me for my sins
But if I don't misbehave it won't make no sense
That's how frivolous our generation is
This is where the bad interpretation is:
"man the Rap game is ridiculous"
That phrase coming from you is ambiguous
Cause nowadays "bad" means hot
Plus all these lames get a spot
I get dick s**ed on your blocked
It's my time and you ain't even clocked
Emphasizer of the lyricism, I got bars that could build a prison
Trigger finger be so itchy, was in Belmarsh for a f**ing reason
Anyways, the tape is coming...