Miss Molly had a sea boat, the sea boat had a bell, (ding ding)
Miss Molly went to heaven, the sea boat went to
Hello operator, give me number nine,,
And if you dissconect me, I'll kick your big
Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of gla**,
Miss Molly sat uppon it and broke her big fat
Ask me no more quiestions, tell me no more lies,
Miss Molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K
Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show,
Don't ask me no more questions, 'cause that is all
I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with her 40 acre bra
I saw her in the ocean, I saw her in the sea,
I saw her skinny dipping Oops! Pardon me!