It's pert near twelve 'o clock
Do you know where your husband is?
You don't know where he's run off to
And you don't know who he's runnin' with
You say he never holds you tight
And he hangs out at that spot each night
You wait up for him but he don't show
Well darlin' there's something you should know
Your man is gay
As a goose darlin'
Gay
And that's the truth darlin'
I hate to break the news to you this way
But your man is gay
As a donned apparel
Gay
He's a flaming arrow
Heads up babe
Your man is gay
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines
He likes antiques and French cuisine
Well darlin' don't you know what this means?
He's runnin' low on tos-tes-terine
His favorite part of the Superbowl
Is the locker room interviews
Well just add two and two
Hey darlin' this time you've got a clue
Your man is gay
As a goose darlin'
Gay
And that's the truth darlin'
I Hate to break the news to you this way
But your man is gay
As a donned apparel
Gay
Yeah he's a flaming arrow
Head's up babe
That man is gay
Yes he is!
Aww heads up babe
Your man is gay