[Verse 1]
Hi, I'm Unknown, I don't know
What it means, except me, and my hoes
So don't ask, just relax, and let go
To the music I make, and my name is the soul
But for now, it's a message so the game gets life
It's working through it all as a fameless guy
It's misadventures aplenty, it's amazing times
So enjoy, I'd like to welcome y'all to my crazy life
[Bridge 1]
Welcome to my crazy life, I said
Welcome to my crazy life, uh
Welcome to my crazy life, I said
Welcome to my crazy life (okay)
[Verse 2]
Yo, I've got a lot on my mind
Expectations all high, promotion online
For college it's been time, my wallet has been dry
Still managed to project over these beats in time (tired as sh** though)
Yeah, I call it my free time
But my free time consists of making friends with the feline
And my best friend can't even recognize me cause she high
She like: "you're Kells!"
I'm like: "that's me, hi"
I just became legal, so my style's been re-fined
That bu*terface with the huge a** will soon be mine
Wait, I mean the girl with the personali-t-y
Forget it, she's heard, and I'll be straight de-nied
Whatever the case, I'll figure out what to say
I'm more interested in the grind anyway
So if you wanna join the team, well, you've heard what it's like
Uh, you're now a member of my crazy life, ey
[Hook]
I work all day
It's like I'm thirty-f**in'-two, I
I ditch when I can play
I know it's not the type of thing that I should do, but
Damn, I feel so underrated
I get it when I can, it's not complicated
Man, I hate when I feel lazy
Guess that's why my life's so crazy
[Verse 3]
Yo, I've got a lot on my mind
My ex is facing tough times, she wants love of my kind
And I feed the beast by giving her cheeks a squeeze
Somehow I manage my romantic life
Yo, if I could do it to all, I would wife 'em, uh
Light 'em up, hype 'em up, ride 'em up, knife 'em
Tie 'em up, climbing up, slidin' up, ride 'em
Ooh, I like to guide 'em, make 'em move how I like 'em to
(I do!) I shoot like they expect me to
(Wa**up, ladies) I'm a rapper; text me nudes?
Way to get (a)head is to use the one you've got
Two shots, like 2Chainz boy, then who's hot?
Drame!
[Bridge 2]
Who's hot? Who's hot?
Who's hot, boy? (Drame) Who's hot?
Who's hot? (Drame!) Who's hot?
Who's hot, boy? Drame
[Hook]
I work all day
It's like I'm thirty-f**in'-two, I
I ditch when I can play
I know it's not the type of thing that I should do, but
Damn, I feel so underrated
I get it when I can, it's not complicated
Man, I hate when I feel lazy
Guess that's why my life's so crazy
[Verse 4]
Yo, I'm just forgetting the strife
Forget the working, wallowing, walloping, winning the fight
Yo, forget that ish - I'm not finna play fake
I'm bouta jump out of my house and take a vacay
And I'm beginning to feel like a flirt
My girlfriend says I talk too much, but she don't wanna squirt
And when will I be getting my desserts, my just desserts?
I'm winning but I still just drive a CR-V to work (skurt!)
Hands on the wheel, I'm smooth in my head
Catch me dreaming fondly of a new McLaren again, uh
You wanna talk about losing your cred?
How bout chilling at a party when your parents walk in (hey guys)
But it doesn't matter, cause I supply the best lines
Paying homage to YG and Tech N9ne
I say what I like, might be crazy, but I rep mine
And your crazy life couldn't test mine
I'm out