Hey, is that me? (yes, that's you) Hey (this is good) I wanted to have some friends But not a lot of people wanted to be my friend Couple a nerds maybe But nerds have trouble being friends 'Cause they're too stocked up I mean, they can play games with you but After that you get a kinda blank stare So I found these guys that um They didn't have any other friends and They weren't very demanding We could do things together like Smoke dope Take LSD Try to get girls And dream about playing some music and um Just being comfortable all the time and never working Never, never working This run along pretty well for a while but Friends need to be demanding, people need to be demanding I started becoming demanding And I lost my friends They couldn't stand anybody being demanding
As a demanding person I got somewhere in life I started having girlfriends I was very demanding of them But I didn't let them be demanding of me I started making big friends Friends that could help me Oh, those friends are really demanding You don't get a warm fuzzy feeling But you get What you gotta have to get along I mean, that's showbiz I'm getting a little older now and I start to think about the friends that are gonna think of me When I move along There are one or two of 'em are gonna have a grin And a good memory of me They're not the best, fanciest people Not even very good people frankly Their big claim to fame is They're my friends Useless, expensive, maddening, pain in the a** friends I'm hanging up the hat