David Carradine (Bill):
Now, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth. Especially to me. And least of all, to yourself. And when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
Uma Thurman (The Bride):
How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
David Carradine (Bill):
Well, it just so happens, I have a solution.