[Kool Keith] New York seasony! You know the reason B! They call me Nakwan, underwear pissy I'm wipin my a** with rap right now, cause it's crap right now I sh** in your Bentley, hurry up you gotta pack right now Make your b**h lick the a**hole of a cow (mooooo) My fetish is out of focus, I seen n***as cry When I tear up the money, and piss on 900 thou' Throw 800 pairs of gators in the incinerator You n***as still think I owe you a lot of FAVORS~! Jewelry to me is nothin but wallpaper I burn watches and get new sh**, no car Taxi cab is how I do sh** Mercedes called me, I hung up the phone I said I don't like to DRIVE, fu*k A NEW WHIP I love when human n***as look like a Cabbage Patch When I staple they lips together Have girls come out of Creedmore and sauter they dicks together Carry a skull around 82nd Street! Me and your face stick together I sh** on top of your personal vendetta Leave a bag of horse sh** on your dresser Diarrhea on your green two door Benz compressor
Wipe the doo-doo off your chest-ah! It's the sh** investor With thirty boa constrictors in the bag Is Bob upstairs? We got a problem Where the f** is Lester? I'm that n***a with 16 apartments in Park Chester Hangin in the Cincinatti Riverfront Stadium Like Ed Umprester I know so I don't worry, it'll come back The evil oil voodoo, you k** yourself in a Testarosso Doin 200 miles somewhere loco with a broke hoe I spend a lot of cash to buy n***as New brains for the genetics Got they growth f**ed up, the mom that gave birth to 'em was, handicapped The average monkey on the microphone, think they fast, with a handiwrap You peep the movement, these n***as that get off the bus Can't even match retarded kids! Special schools and cla**es for those n***as In the PTA meetin, I can't work with motherf**ers that's slow Or high, you ba*tards are time lapsed on 'dro Nakwan! Decon! A.K.A. Underwear Pissy