One's got a gun, the other's got a bigger one
Both have a set of rules
One's got an army, the other's got a bigger army
Both are led by fools
a**holes are universal
One size fits all
a**holes are universal
Universal a**hole
Peace is for some, war is for everyone
Just pick up a gun
Shoot your brother, shoot your father
If you only had one
a**holes are universal
One size fits all
a**holes are universal
Universal a**hole
We got a new frequency
It's loud and clear
A universal language
Radio without fear
a**holes are universal
One size fits all
a**holes are universal
Universal a**hole
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