Well I wish that you would move to the sun
Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air
And we know that can't be done
I wish that you would cheat with someone
Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done
Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand
And I guess that makes me the bravest man
'Cause I was quick to learn but slow to understand
Well, what can you do?
Our theories are borrowed from somewhere else
And I've never had too many to talk about
But you were real quick, you were quick to point out
Well, that was borrowed too
I wish that you would move to the sun
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done
I wish that you would cheat with someone
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air
And we know that can't be done
Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand
So I guess that makes me the bravest man
'Cause I was quick to learn but slow to understand
Well, what can you do?
Rhetoric and small talk go marching on
And I probably am the biggest pawn
Cause I was quick to talk and the first to carry on
Well, what can you do?
You need a permit if you're gonna build sh**
And you can't get one so nothing gets built
And your house is standing on a foot and a half of silt
Well I wish that you would move to the sun
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done
I wish that you would cheat with someone
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air
And we know that can't be done
Well I wish that you would move to the sun
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done
Because rhetoric and smalltalk go marching on
And I probably am the biggest pawn
'Cause I was quick to talk and the first to carry on
Well, what can you do?