This is a line and this line is mine You will kindly find my feet and my spine Are perfectly aligned You will also find that on either side is a plus and a minus sign Right now I'm on this line Minus this and now I'm online This is a line and this line is mine You will kindly find my feet and my spine Are on the plus sign Now, I'd like to a**ign and also define What one might find on this side of the line I will not pretend that There are no consequences Of saying something offensive online No matter what my ignorant friend says Cause words are all I have And yeah, I know it's sad We hide behind the mask of The latest social networking fad So there's respect in my status Whether through Mark Zuckerberg or Tom And I'll treat you the same in person And yeah, I'll accept your friend request, mom This is a line and this line is mine You will kindly find my feet and my spine
Are on the minus sign Now, I'd like to a**ign and also define What one might find on this side of the line Now, I might seem una**uming But if you only knew what I was doing Brewing, spewing, spitting venom When I'm at that screen I ruin Reputations I will splatter Typing faster I get madder All the insults I will gather You're so lucky it's only Satur...day You have one day, oh yes, Sunday, for my words to die away And on that one day, oh, I must say You're gonna wish you had a different name But then it's Monday and at school I will remind them all of what I said Then it's Tuesday Then it's Wednesday Then we'll all find out, you're dead This is a line and this line is mine And now that I've a**igned What one might find on either side You will kindly find that my feet and my spine Are on the plus sign And I'm not moving Where are you?