Lifes a b**h without no beer so buy enough
To last all year, fill the fridge and coolers too
Never run low on icy brew!
Lifes a b**h without no beer so I drink it
Theres enough to make a wall out of cans
Stack 'em high with beer in hand!
Tomorrow comes, what will I do?
Buy more beer to last all year!
(Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow)