[Intro: Album b**hes]
- Guess just where I left? I just left Compton Swap Meet, and guess who I seen?
- Who you seen, girl?
-Girl, do you remember that dude who lived across the street from Kelly Park, what's his name? Tweedy Bird Loc?
- Who is that? I don't remember him!
- But anyway, girl, I heard he got album out now
- Well, I wanna meet him!
- Oo, girl, I seen him first though...
- f** that! We can both hit that!
- That's right. You know, he got some money and all that...
[Verse 1: Tweedy Bird Loc]
I remember once upon a time when I was broke
And being looked and laughed at as a muthaf**in joke
And b**hes would give me no play
Just because a n***a didn't have no money
But the shoes are on the other foot now
So Tweedy Bird Loc is about to straight clown
All you materialistic, scandalous a** b**hes
That be tryna get with me for my riches
But you hoes ain't real
The only reason why you jockin me is cause I got a f**in record deal
But I'mma let you b**hes know
That I'm not no Rest Haven for no goddamn hoe
Cause b**hes in 90's cost
And I'm ain't with taking no motherf**ing loss!
So what the f** made you b**hes figure
That I'm the type of n***a that's gon give my money to a gold digger?
Cause I ain't with kickin it
Cause in my book, b**h, being broke is a sin
So back the f** up off my line with that bullsh**
You goddamn album biiiiitch!
[Chorus: Fo' Clips]
You's an album b**h
You's an album b**h
You's an album b**h
You's an album b**h
[Talking by the two females over Chorus]
- ...nothing's for free!
- That's right, You gotta pay if you wanna lay because it ain't working that way, baby!
- I know he could live it up!
- Yeah, with them fat pockets he got!
[Verse 2: Tweedy Bird Loc]
f** what you b**hes stressing, cuz I ain't tha one
The only thing I'm giving to a b**h is a hard dick and some bubblegum!
Cause you b**hes is a trip, you might has a bomb a** c*nt
But you can't get me p**y whip
Cause I'm ain't with getting sprung
Cause I know the best b**h is the next one
That's why I treat b**hes like trash
Once I beat up the p**y then I'm dumping their a**
And when they come back talking about "why you dog me up?"
I stick my dick down their tonsils and beat their muthaf**in mouth up
And then I tell'em that's what your a** get
For trying play a n***a like me for my chips
Cause I don't give a f** about no hoe
Espiecially if the b**h ain't making me no dough
Cuz the economy is f**ed up
So I'll be damned if I gave my money to a s*ut
But you b**hes don't have to beg
Cause you got a lifetime check between your muthafuccin legs
So you best to get your a** on strip and flaunt it
And cash in on it
Cause when it comes to me your a** ain't getting sh**
You muthaf**in album biiiitch!
[Hook: Fo' Clips]
You's an album b**h
You's an album b**h
[Outro talking over Hook:]
- Look at this baby little motherf**er
- You know he f**s homegirls around the corner here
- You goddamn right I f**ed that hoe
- And paying them for the p**y too!
- You a muthaf**ing liar! I ain't kickin it to no b**h! Yeah, b**h, the best b**h is the next one in my book, ho! That's why mine can't get played! Anytime I got money I can get laid, b**h! Haven't your a** heard, hoes ain't into men with the f**ing biggest toys wit it?! Bacc the f** off my line with that bullsh**! I'm behind b**hes in the 94!
- Talking about he got an album out and he ain't paying!
- All you b**hes out there trying to get a n***a to get you pregnant: I'll leave your a** with a baby in the carriage b**h, but I ain't getting married to no ho! f** a b**h! Ha-haaa!