You smelled, you smelled like hell
You smelled like Halloween back then
You smelled so bad you scared the girls away
That's what they said to me
A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
Oh, please, I need my bed
I haven't f**ed, just don't know what you say
I sit around confused, you just pop into my head
Some of them quite bizarre
A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
Oh, don't be like that, I'm a nice guy
You're so bound to drink, can't be asked to explain
Now what was I saying?
My girl thinks I'm a flat
I watch my faculties, I'm slowly stuck
I swear I'll never teach you another drive
Who I am trying to kick
Beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
Oh, don't be like that, I'm a nice guy
It's all down do drink, let me try to explain
Now what was I saying?
I must refrain from drinking gin
That lady's drink is gonna do me wrong
I wake up naked, laying next to a bed
Does not for self esteem
And mixing beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
I'm on beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
Just give me beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes