Uh, all Calivadan
TUAVerse, b**h
Yeah
I got a fake ID and a check list
It goes never meet a friend on Reddit
And never be online and have a liberal perspective
3 whole years, homie gotta be connected
Real sh**, I be writing for a date
I be on my Darmsy, enemy of hate
Keep my friends close, keep my enemies away
Remove them from the limits, uh, they're all bigots
Imma do sh** to just piss them off
Say you never heard me it's your loss
They bitin' on my change style
They tell me make my money
Frontin' on that jerk style
I tell ‘em I be too old for it
And I gave Zack First my ID
She still on the website but these b**hes never find me
I hope they don't find him, though
‘Cause they be banning me from old sites
Now they thinkin' they're the hero
Tell me what you really want from me
Write stuff, no discussion
Rewrites, rewrites, ow
I give it to you No Interruption
And tell me one time that you want me
I promise that I won't say nothing
Wri-write it up, wri-wri-write it up
I'll give it to ya, No Interruption
Write a blog, write a blog oh
Write a log, write a log
Visit Prague, visit Prague, uh
I'll give it to ya, No Interruption
Make a post, make a post oh
Be a host, be a host
Name the time and the place and the function
I'll give it to you, No Interruption
Talking free speech I don't really give a F, man
I got power like a motherf**in' X-Man
Married to writing but I'd rather be the best man
You be on the same sh** all day ESPN
Brand new plot, why you keep writin' badder
Doing it on my first take, skippin' through that chatter
See me, you can be me, but I end up meeting hackers
I'm chilling with Robin in space on Cal-Cal-Calivada
I'm just kidding, I'm an Ottsel, hi roles!
All these haters, I hit ‘em and their trolls
Never been later, you nothing but in control
Oh you on deviantART? That use to be my sh**
So who's k**in' the 'verse? Who's the culprit?
I be writing like I'm Eidwep Flypit
Now I gotta buncha new friends and they all switch
New monster, Ylvis
Tell me what you really want from me
Write stuff, no discussion
Rewrites, rewrites, ow
I give it to you No Interruption
And tell me one time that you want me
I promise that I won't say nothing
Wri-write it up, wri-wri-write it up
I'll give it to ya, No Interruption
Write a blog, write a blog oh
Write a log, write a log
Visit Prague, visit Prague, uh
I'll give it to ya, No Interruption
Make a post, make a post oh
Be a host, be a host
Name the time and the place and the function
I'll give it to you, No Interruption
I know it's hard to escape the switches when I'm writing
Even though I'm just trying
(I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin')
I know it's hard to be the Baragon you want from me
But the haters are crazy
(Can I k** them back, though?)
Oh
Write a blog, write a blog oh
Write a log, write a log
Visit Prague, visit Prague, uh
I'll give it to ya, No Interruption
Make a post, make a post oh
Be a host, be a host
Name the time and the place and the function
I'll give it to you, No Interruption