[Verse 1: Big Burn]
First off I'd like to introduce myself
Name's Matt Murnan and I love k**ing brain cells
Just pa** me a couple blunts and a brown bottle
And we'll get this party started full f**ing throttle
Always had a knack for making people laugh
To bad I won't make any money off that
Cause I'm the polar opposite of living phat
I can barely afford to wipe my a**
Drowning in bullsh** I need to catch my breath
Life's a b**h and I'm gonna f** her to d**h
I got a serious peter pan complex
And the last thing I practice is safe s**
Living a sheltered life I've never been overseas
No confidence and full of insecurities
Family always giving me the third degree
Cause I graduated and I don't know what to be
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Who the f** is big burn? what's he about?
He's so superficial when he opens his mouth
Well on this track ima spill the beans and rice
And give you an inside look at my life
[Verse 2: Big Burn]
Hey what's up chicky chicky chick chick
Bet the last thing your gonna do is s** this dick
See I've never had any f**ing luck with the ladies
And these failed relationships are driving me crazy
Now you know my heart has been shattered more than once
Courteous of a couple dirty noxious c*nts
Throw a backstabbing ex best friend in the mix
And ya got some sincere Shakespearean sh**
It's always in the back of my f**ing mind
Now my world's filtered through these jaded eyes
A truly forlorn individual but at least I look like Malcolm McDowell
Trust me as far as this song f**ing goes
I'm not trying to elicit any pathos
I just needed some lyrical catharsis
After this I'm back on being the hardest
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[Verse 3: Big Burn]
s**ing dick at life is what I f**ing do best
And laying steaming hot carls on my own chest
Self deprecating humor is the only way I get by
Now just listen and you'll find out why
Everyday a little bit I'm dying inside
Entrenched in this bullsh** nine to five
I'll forever be resigned to the grind
Just sitting and watching the parade go by
Potential is a terrible thing to waste
A by-product of always playing it safe
Like wanting to prove to daddy that I'm not a fool
But I got degree at a bullsh** school
And why should you give a f** about my plight?
Another piece of sh** in the bowels of life
And since we just rot in the ground when we die
Consider this song my f**ing goodbye
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