You ever notice the way you lose a sock
Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock
Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane
Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names
Y'ever notice that there's so many Starbucks
The new kind of comedy s**s
You have to work blue
Blue
That's what you do
Throw in a sh** or a piss or a poo
And work blue
Blue
All the pros do
Back in the old days everyone knew
(spoken)
Hey doctor!
Yeah?
Every time I drink coffee my eye hurts!
Well, stop s**ing your father's co*k!
You have to work blue
Blue
That's what you do
These people didn't pay to see ga ga goo goo
You ever notice all these cops they eat donuts
Y'ever notice McDonald's pies are hot
Y'ever notice there was 2 Darrins
Y'ever notice how every trailer begins
"In a world..."
Y'ever notice whatever happened to wit?
Enough of this f*ggoty sh**
You gotta work blue
Blue
That's what you do
Serve 'em up a big bowl of f**ety stew
And work blue
Blue
All the pros do
Back in the old days everyone knew
(spoken)
Tell it to me straight, doctor
Triumph, you got three months to live
I want a second opinion, and a rod up my a** so I can jerk off while you s** your father's co*k
You have to work blue
Blue
That's what you do
It's absolutely positively sh**tingly true
(spoken)
Waiter?
Yes?
What's this fly doing in my soup?
Monsieur, let me take a look see
Looks like that fly there is doing the backstroke
f**ing sh** co*king c*ntety c*ntety c*ntety c*ntety sh** f** fuuuuuuuck baby f** titty f** titty f** sh**balls f** f** sh**ty f** f** co*k sh** f**! f**!
You have to work blue
Blue
That's what you do
Say goodbye to hey-o and hello to f** you
You have to work blue
Blue
That's what you do
Back in the old days everyone knew
You ever notice?