[Hook]
I can't remember nothing
Must've been a Kolonopin
Must've been a Kolonopin
I feel warm and fuzzy
It must've been a Kolonopin
It must've been
[Verse 1: Tedy Brewski]
I sniff the whole gram of lines, now my eyes twitching
And I'm smoking weed, taking trippy pics like Amanda Bynes
Hitting all my followers like, 'Why are you a fan of mines?'
Should I unfollow all you weird muthaf**ers, I can't decide
With these coked out white girls watching 'em dance to flies
Told that b**h that's not t**ng, it's more like a pantomime
Not a cross dresser just like a lace on a panty line
Snapchatting Caitlyn Jenner, goddamn she's fine
Stick my finger in her bu*t, hand sanitize
Did I go too far? Did I cross the line?
Just got pulled over, I'm scared for my life
Over a couple Xanax and a couple lines
I can't recite the alphabet and I know I can't walk the line
Plus these cops are out here k**ing n***as like it's not a crime
To be a famous rapper? I often fantasize
And I wake up at nine and gotta go back to the daily grind
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Tedy Brewski]
I wipe my a** with the Confederate Flag
Feel like medicine tabs when my pen hit the pad
Getting my dick s**ed while I'm peddling bags
Brain from a smart chick, she's the head of the cla**
Congrats, heard you Dean's List, valedictorian
All those nights on Adderall, s**ing dick at 4 am
Paid off, heard you got a nice internship
And a starting salary with ince-n-tives
Me, I chose to be a rapper but the story s**s
Cause when you're underground man, the sh** ain't really glorious
In my early twenties and I'm tired of being poor as f**
Going crazy from the partying so I sobered up
I don't do the d**, I just want to make a song for it
One day they gon' expose me for a poser and a hypocrite (he's a lawyer!)
You don't like my style? b**h get over it
Cause I ain't even write this song, Quentin Miller wrote the sh**
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