First world problems
Sick of silly little first world problems
We still k**ing for our first world problems
And that really is the first world problem, that's a problem
Think you might lose your mind Asking god, who am I?
See their pain, through your eyes Sins of the father scrutinized
Pa**ed to their daughters through their wives might just be a clue to why
In the richest countries you will find the highest rates of suicide
Ask us why we drink in abundance
Chug until we sick to our stomachs
Honestly I think that its cause we
Don't deserve to live to a hundred
I been trying to lift myself from it
Spread my wings to get to the summit
Head towards the sun like Christopher Columbus
Cept I'm making sure the North is fixed on my compa**
Come from a country so cold
We're rocking our coats for months in a row
Call the army in to shovel our snow
When the strippers get wet they get stuck to the pole
We get loony from the lost light
Hot damn do we burn a lot of fuel for the long nights
Bleeding the globe to heat our homes
You don't wanna know what we do for the Klondike
Brushed it off like yeah but were special
Now I'm the pot yelling black at the kettle
You know how it goes even Hansel and Gretel
Did the worst crime the first time they danced with the devil
And the sad thing's, That they did it for the candy
But we've all sold our souls for the pantry
Don't eat meat. Call me a pansy
I don't give a f** you can blame it on Bambi
How can you call me p**y when
You never hunt your own food or look within
Her sad eyes as she dies while the hook you sink
Into the back of her neck makes the blood begin
To drip down, then you gotta cut the skin
And don't even even dare tryna cook the thing
You eat that motherf**er RAW while you butchering her like
MMMM, you can call me p**y then
But until that, you're a dude buying a big mac
Pre-wrapped yeah that makes you a real man
Can't deal with the fact that you k** for your snacks
Want a shield from the guilt? Better grill that
Cause when the wool gets peeled back
You gotta be a sociopath not to feel bad
Still its hard to to distinguish right
When everything that we do can extinguish life
Bought some Jordans? Heard those workers are skeletons
Fuzzy peach? Gotta murder for gelatine
A piano? Well I'm sure to develop it
They had to run through about a herd of elephants
And its all too much so we walk around
Subjects cause we don't wanna talk about
Anything that makes us feel like we're not allowed
To buy whatever we want, so we block it out
People just don't wanna change sh**
Unless its the conversation
I'll get hate but all I'm sayings
Everything in moderation
5 tons you feed to a cow
To get a few hundred measly pounds
Growing those crops needs fertile ground
So we buy the rainforests and burn em down
Ask a third world country
They'll tell you meat is supposed to be a luxury
Only reason that we get it so f**in cheap
Is cause our governments are floodin it with subsidies
And I ain't saying be a vegan
I'm just saying stop putting cheese on everything you're eating
I'm not saying you gotta join me
I'm just saying it won't k** you to eat some f**ing soybeans
I'm not saying you gotta live like your amish
I'm just saying think fore you dig in your wallets
Didn't ever plan on winning this contest
But I never miss a chance to be spreading some knowledge
Won't spit less my vision is progress
Sick of the sh** talk, kids I'll be honest
If I'm pissing you off its cause I'm triggering your conscience
Know what? so what, mission accomplished
That's your first world problem
Sick of silly little first world problems
We still k**ing for our first world problems
And that really is the first world problem
First world problem