[Verse 1]
Late night in the hotel room
We've ordered our pizza
What should we watch?
There's a whole cornucopia
Let's try the HBO show p**nucopia
[Chorus]
What if someone walks in
Sees this awful show
I guess we'll never know
No one knows
No one knows
They're watching closely
Watch them foam
p**nucopia, take me home
[Verse 2]
We should be sleeping soundly
But these girls are getting rowdy
It's amazing what we'll do
We're not even alone
Viagra and Testosterone
[Chorus]
The story of a p**n star misunderstood
[Alternate Chorus]
How will I do without it?
It's not just really hot
It's a part of me you're not
How will I go?
HHow will I go?
When I leave
I'll aimlessly roam
p**nucopia, take me home