[Skit]
*Welcome to World Casting Incorporated.*
*Here we will provide your role based on certain attributes that you provide us with...*
*The process is harmless and will only take like a few minutes to complete.*
*Please, have a seat.*
Well thank you, I can't wait to be casted in some sort of important role
So how am I doing right now...
*Well you seem a bit forced...*
Forced?
*Your posture seems a bit stiff...*
Stiff?
*Your skin color is white...*
White? What the?
*And your dress code is awkward.*
I love this sh**!
*I don't know how to describe you, and your music is like...*
You never even listened to my music!
*Really, Really Terrible...*
*I guess I have to cast you in the position of; a failure*
Oh come on! I work so hard to get a good role
*Well this was the role you were provided with based on certain attributes that you provided*
*If you disagree with this decision, please go to a different casting agency*
Different casting agency? They gave me the same role like 20 times man, can't you give me a different role?
*I'm sorry, this is the role you are provided with. You cannot disagree, nor can you escape your fate.*
*If you dare escape your fate you will be punished by d**h.*
d**h? What the f** is this sh**, I'm out of here...
f** you and your typecasting bullsh**, I'm a motherf**ing rapper...
I'm going to prove to people that I'm not a failure...
I'm a motherf**ing rapper man...
I can do this!
f** all you people, I can do this!
I don't need you...
I don't need your casting agency I can do this myself...
Peace!