[Skit]
And now for our feature presentation...
TPK; vs. the industry
Ah; back from a good day at work
Everything's going perfectly and I'm about to read my letter...
Let's see...
Dear TPK
We regret to inform you that your music has been rejected...
Don't get discoraged, this sh** happens often...
The following reason was given for your rejection...
You s**; you're a piece of sh** musician and you should k** yourself...
Please go off yourself now after reading this letter
Wait, what the f** does that mean "rejected"?
This is like the 80 thousandth time I submitted my f**ing music to them
And they have the f**ing nerve to reject my sh**?
I'm going to show them...
I'm going to go against the industry
And I'm going to motherf**ing win
f** this rejection sh**, I'm tired of this sh** man
I'm going to win b**h
I'm going to not do a f**ing lawsuit I'm going to f**ing win this sh** man
I'm TPK, this is my season
You have to believe in it, you have to!