[Intro]
Music critics...
They're everywhere...
They don't care about your music
They care about the fancy speakers...
And the production quality that's not exactly supposed to be...
Warm and saturated
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
The only way to get your music out there is on a blog
But there's a problem; they're filled with snobs!
Who have high end speakers that go to 55 kilohertz
My music is incompatible and it f**ing hurts
Because I make my music on speakers from 1984
The Polk Audio 5B's ain't winning any awards
But f** it, I submit anyway to SubmitHub
And they decline me without listening to the stuff
Call it rough and unmastered...
What the f** you figure, I apply a limiter and saturation to this sh**
To made it wide; and thick
Don't you understand the old sound and sh**?
I guess you like things robotic, processed and clean
Because you don't understand a simple thing about music
I abuse it, like a motherf**ing drug
Therefore I can understand, and motherf**ing truly love...
This sh**!
[Prelude 1]
Music critics always have the highest end equipment
With frequencies that you can't even hear
What you expect me to gain a dogs sense of hearing?
I'm only human god damnit
[Verse 2]
Music critics always find a way to reject
Without showing any form a disrespect
They silence your music and then give you the boot
Maybe that's the reason I respect DJBooth
Because they listen and they tell me that my sh** s**s
And how the f** am I supposed to improve all of my stuff?
Pay 100 dollars a track for mastering
Just to become louder, just to become the king?
I'm under 1 decibal, what more do you want from me?
I'm the king, of motherf**ing mastering
Because I lower the decibal so that everyone can hear
Yet you want it loud and so clear...
You don't want the noise; because it hurts your speakers
And man, you're ears are getting weaker
Just listening to the bullsh** that I'm saying everyday
This ain't bullsh**; it's the truth, a okay?
[Prelude 2]
Real music lovers love to listen to your stuff and give you criticism to improve it
Music critics love to s** up and flaunt opinions around
Which one is better?
I'll let you decide
Yeah!
[Verse 3]
If you s**; you get approved
But if you're actually good, you get treated rude
Then you lose all self doubt and get stressed
Then you k** yourself, don't try suicide, it's not the best
I don't understand why these music critics don't have empathy
For the people who make the music see?
I have lots of empathy...
I have a vaporwave blog, I review everything
I give my honest opinion, I connect with the music
And them, they just abuse it
Because they're pretentious as f**
I don't even understand why I have to give them a few bucks...
Just to get a 10 on Pitchfork or the motherf**ing XXL magazine
Just because they think they're kings, they're not
Once I topple the empire, then the whole thing will just stop