[Intro]
Plop down on the couch, it's must see TV time!
All your favorite shows, all your favorite moments...
All your favorite characters, all must see TV
Sit back because the shows about to begin!
[Verse 1]
Entertainment; comes in many forms...
The TV; is where memories are born
And It's all bout the ratings, the big bucks
If a show can't get that then well, good luck
It's all about the hooks and the gimmicks
Cause that's the only way to get people with it
Originality been dead since the dawn of time
That's why you often hear the same old recycled lines
Creativity doesn't matter, mainstream don't get it
It's all about publicity, the drama that's legit
People love to gossip, gets them to the tube
Why else would every possible moment be lude?
To draw you, the one looking for excitement
While respecting your views and moral guidance
The guilty pleasure sponsored by advertising
If it ain't must see, it ain't nothing at all
[Chorus]
It's must see TV
It's gotta see TV
It's must see TV
It's gotta see TV
If it ain't must see TV
Then it ain't for me
If it ain't must see TV
Then it ain't for me
[Verse 2]
Controversy, that's what really sells
Situations provide lots of stories to tell
Control everything, and what do you get?
You get a monopoly that shouldn't even exist
Opinions being fed by the corporate machine
Interviews designed to reflect the gleam...
Of the Hollywood lifestyle, glitz and glamour
But those who really live it, really clamor...
For the simple life when they didn't have the fame
Didn't feel the need to play this stupid game
But you can't escape, know what you've gotten into
It's like trying to move on, it ain't that simple
Try to collapse an empire only to make a dent
Then it's all eyes on you like the Janet incident
Rolling news coverage, now that's must see TV
Especially when you're the bu*t of publicity