[Intro] When you first log in You're overwhelmed But then you discover That there's a world out there... Their world... And this is their gateway... [Verse 1] Dial-up modem connect you to the web Screeching sound almost makes your ears dead But there's pleasure abound so what's to complain? Once you experience the web, nothing is the same Lots of games to play, lots of content to read Lots of stuff to give away, lots of niches to see It'll ingrain yourself into your simple life And make it so enriched that you'll be going through the night MSN, AOL, NetZero, CompuServe All so simple yet it's completely absurd The work that goes in, we'll never get it back Because it's only forward we going, we never going back Amazing communicating possibilities Chatrooms and Instant Messages seem so silly But once you get to know em', you'll be able to show em' Your knowledge is ever growin', your prowess, always ownin' [Prelude] Now you're on the internet And you're discovering yourself pretty well But now comes the difficult challange
Of navigating that traverse jungle It's tretorous out there So you better be careful... You better be cautious... Good luck! [Verse 2] We provide the access to your email We provide the access to your sales We provide the access to your news We're glad it's us that you would eventually choose Because we're the best, forget all the rest We pa**ed a test, we're number one on a list Despite the criticism, people use us... Because we're the only way, yes it's us If the internet had choices than where would we be? Unable to communicate from far away can't you see? Metaphoricly, they call us a monopoly But we're accessing the web for the... People who want to play their favorite video games... People who want excitement in their life so same We're the gateway to everything on the world wide web Connecting everybody with multiple delicate threads [Outro] Welcome to the web... We hope you have a good time... Welcome to the web... We hope you have a good time...