[Intro]
Yo!
Let me tell you about someone
The slimiest of the bunch
And the one who holds your fate
[Verse 1]
He weighs over 200 pounds, got no hair
He's apathetic but he pretends to care
You see him everywhere, he controls the game
He hates when you stare and who does he blame?
Other people because he's so sadistic
Stuck in his old ways, can never get with it
But they don't care, they just want to believe
In someone who appears to have integrity
He's a s** up f**, the poison to the culture
Could corrupt even the most smartest of lurkers
Just because he's been on everything
Does not mean he's going to fulfill your dreams
He's going to crush them, give you a lobotmy
Make you a slave, unable to do anything
Place you in hell where you believe the show is good
He should give up the game and I wish he would
[Chorus]
That's Fat Promoter!
Fat Promoter!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah; Fat Promoter!
Fat Promoter!
[Verse 2]
Fat Promoter only cares about himself
Is a s**ual pervert, he needs to seek help
Can't keep his personal life away from business
How the f** can he not be scolded for this
I masterbate to adults, he masturbates to kids
I don't need to explain how f**ed up it is
They call me violent, but is violence really appalling?
Especially when you can't cope with the rape and mauling
That's what Fat Promoter does, rapes your mind
Has his own cabal that messes with your grind
Ruins your reputation with false allegations
They say you're fakin' and balatently hatin'
You can't prove the truth because they're in a bubble
Slaves to Fat Promoter, that deceptable f**er
Even if you hate the guy, you can't get rid of him
He's in too deep to the point where you can't win
[Chorus]
That's Fat Promoter!
Fat Promoter!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah; Fat Promoter!
Fat Promoter!
[Verse 3]
Let me tell you about me, I used to love Fat Promoter
I used to be stupid and then I heard from quoters
What has Fat Promoter ever done except lie and steal
His whole act is a fa**ad, he ain't real
But like the fool I was, I kept believing
I was hoping he'd give me something I was seeking
An opportunity; to make some real change
Now all I am is just completely derranged
Detached from the world, I hate everything now
I can't believe that a person would do this, wow!
I'm amazed that people can be heartless ba*tards
Especially when everyone is a heartless ba*tard
Those who have a mental disability
Are the only ones who can feel anything
Can stand up to Fat Promoter, detect his lies
Feel empathy and don't even have to try