[Intro]
Yeah!
This is Taylor Karras...
And I represent Celesteville...
And I will f** anybody up who dares mess with my hometown!
Yeah!
Tustin, Irvine, Cypress; where you at?
Santa Ana, Garden Grove, Orange; where you at?
Yobra Linda, Mission Viejo; where you at?
Hunington, Laguna, Seal Beach; where the f** you at?
[Verse 1]
Hey, I'm just trying to be, who I'm supposed to be...
But f** with me and get a meeting from your ancestors...
When I do; that one, two punch
That'll teach you for, trying to front
So what if you're over the internet?
I take it as a sign that you wet your bed
At the age of 23, now you're f**ing dead
When I reveal that secret, to everyone...
Get it through your god damn head
Taylor Karras is not to be f**ed with
I'm not a dumba** b**h, I'm still standing here...
So sincere and clear, ready to k** you; over here
I always had to bottle the urge, it's just been chicken
And now, since it's over you'd be wishin...
For a second chance but oh no there goes your hands...
There goes your arm, there goes your neck...
You're dead
[Hook]
If he bothers you; punch him in his face
Than when he's down, break his face
If he bothers you; spray his a** with mase
If he; let him know that you own the place
If he bothers you; kick him when he's down
Always know that you're the boss all around
If he bothers you; break his damn neck
If he; don't mess with this Taylor Karras b**h
[Verse 2]
A liar said Taylor is better than everyone else
Whoever said that should get the mental help
Because he's much concerned about destroying me
Trying to find ways to tarnish my name and my identity
Typecasting me as a Billy Joel fan
Even though I could never match up to him, god damn
He got a NBC concert series and a record deal
So how the f** can I possibly connect and feel...
To the god damn audience when my beats are underground
And my rhymes are scathing all around
All I love to do is swear and I say that a lot of times
I don't know how the f** I'm going to get this sh** out of my mind...
Because they; f**ing ruin sh** for me
Could never even listen to a CD of his
Therefore why the f** does he keep giving me the biz
I don't know, but I'm hoping this sh** will fiz
[Hook]
If he bothers you; punch him in his face
Than when he's down, break his face
If he bothers you; spray his a** with mase
If he; let him know that you own the place
If he bothers you; kick him when he's down
Always know that you're the boss all around
If he bothers you; break his damn neck
If he; don't mess with this Taylor Karras b**h
[Verse 3]
I feel trapped by my only opinion
I have experience, so motherf**ing listen
You shouldn't ignore the songs of f**ing today
Because they are pretentious and make you partay
All they sing about is their Xbox One breaking alot
And they could never even find the time to f**ing rock
About real issues such as where the children gets k**ed by a...
Police officer dude, for doing something he didn't even do
What the f** do you know about this real world sh**
Why the f** you come on down
s** the dick of corporate b**h...
All around
You never know how to rise up and do this sh**
Because you a**ume that the alternatives are f**ing worth it
Well I don't think that they're worth it at all
If you don't experience a generation, you haven't experienced anything at all
f** you!