Its no joke, being stony broke
Canʼt afford no tinsel for the tree
I know i should buy a christmas pud, but i ain't got no money
We all get the itch, to be filthy rich
I knew that i would never make a mint
For sure i am poor, but i never thought iʼd be this skint
Do we wanna party, nooooo
Do we wanna celebrate
Do we wanna party, nooooo
Do you wanna celebrate, we don't wanna celebrate
Christmas
Chorus:
Here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch
Oh no mistletoe, crackers or a turkey oh
Here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch
Gloomy locked in, blue till boxinʼ day
Carol singers, thereʼs nowt worse
Sittinʼ in the dark and penniless
Knockinʼ at the door, can't take anymore, iʼm gonna k** good
King wenceslas
Heatings off, nothing left to scoff
I darednt turn the fairy lights on
It s**s when ya stuck in a christmas recession
Chorus, guitar bit and stuff
Now