Steve is tender Steve is sweet she'll never let him go Steven made her life complete That's why I hate him so Would she ever really understand I came to Durham all the way from Sunderland, when I got there I could not believe she'd gone with that trendy creep called Steve How could she forsake me and see this puff, is it coz of me she's had enough everytime I rang she was not there I'm sorry but she's out, she's out with Steve again somewhere!
[Chorus:] She's in love with Steven, Steven gonna get even, gonna get Steven, then she won't love Steven, Steven gonna get eve, gonna get Steve. Are she and Steve really in love like she says they are or is it just because Steven's dad lends him the car or is it coz I'm ugly and Steven's not or does he have something that I haven't got [Chorus] I'm gonna make him black & blue I'm gonna kick his head in he won't know what to do [Chorus]