Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherf**in'
Dangerous Crew, b**h, with that old school Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blow job Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blow job Betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, b**h wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
Blow job Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
b**h kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe f** with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and f** about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get b**hes anytime I want to
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
n***as always sayin' how they f**ed that b**h
But I'm the only n***a that the b**h made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to f**
With any motherf**er got nuts to s**
I spit game to the b**h, just like this
Why you runnin' round s**in' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
b**h ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
bl**job Betty was dumb
A fiend for a f** and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the s**
So I cut the b**h loose like a old school 'vette 6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my b**h but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the b**h
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, bl**job Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that b**h on her bu*t
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on s**m in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and k**ed a b**h
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been s**ed by bl**job Betty! b*atch!
Yeah hoe, y'all n***as don't know though, that's it