Intro: Captain Save-A-Hoe
Short, Short, whats up man, this Captain man check this out
I know you and B-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?
But yall can't be talkin bad about broads, man, you know?
Yall in here talkin bout "s**in this" and "s**in that"
Aww sh**, here come B pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed, yall be cool man
Verse 1: B-Legit/Too $hort
B-Legit:
I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night
Be the one to take flight if the smoke aint right
I'm tight, nicknamed Ike for the drama
It's baby and her mama, naked in a sauna
Down with the gang 'cause them flows be hard
Blue mink, Short, and my St. Brenard
Super bad man all around Hoo-J
Tell me what the f**k happened to the groupies
Too $hort:
What happened to the groupies, I thought they was comin through
To do everything we want em to
Supposed to be all good when they get here
Break n***as off, b**h we real playas
Baby in the red said "It's coo'"
She gonna give me some p**y, and some head too
I aint trippin though, these b**hes takin too long
I'm bout to call some other hoes on the phone
B-Legit:
Tell em I'm a hog n***a, need a triple-X b**h down to stick
Turn tricks switched the dick
Theres hips outside and I'm fo' sho' dat
And the finest ho she know where mo' at
Gotta show that, n***a tuck my j**els
Can't be slippin with a b**h, n***as know that sh**
Hit me at the room when the hoes come
It be at 301 we callin for some
Too $hort:
Where they at B-Legit where they at? (where they at)
Let these b**hes know theres some real playas back
Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress
If you do it right then I'll be back b**h
Another showdown, in yo' town
Let everybody know you my ho now
I'm feelin way too cool off the gin and juice
I'm bout to f**k my b**h and her friend too (and her friend too)
Captain Save-A-Hoe:
Damn, see man yall n***as is trippin man,
n***as this '98 yall actin like its still '88
Short cussin, and all this bullsh**,
check this out--see baby and them leavin see?
Baby come here, c'mon, baby don't even trip, just kick it for a lil while
You know what I'm sayin? I'll take you to Sizzler to go eat after awhile
I'll make em stop trippin, don't even trip baby its all good
Verse 2: Too $hort/B-Legit
Too $hort:
I'm feelin good, everything hooked up right
Before its all over I'ma be in som'n tight
Looked down at my hip to check my pager
Tryin to find me a b**h, fresh off the stage
n***a aint hungry, f**k the after party
Told a cute groupie "b**h meet me in the lobby"
You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends
Next weekend we gonna do it all again
B-Legit:
I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud
We at the Holiday-Inn, room 510
Bring all the b**hes even if they dikes
We hyped, hoes eatin p**y tonight
Seen her in my mug, peepin my game
Lookin like she could take dick in the brain
We all champagne and Cali green
I need a b**h like that on a pimp team
Too $hort:
It's after midnight, can't find the right women
Can't be slippin while you're late night pimpin
Way too many n***as got stuck like that
Waited too late then f**ked a rat
Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell
With the wrong b**h in the wrong hotel
Shoulda gave up when you first struck out
Now you tryna get the f**k out
B-Legit:
Man I was drunk when I went out, blow when I woke up
Didn't get to f**k 'cause these hoes is ducks
n***as like me need the head lay on
From bad a** b**hes who prefer red bones
Rock microphones, later count G's
Could always spot a rat chasin n***as with cheese
Please, put it on freeze, it don't suit me
What happened to the muthaf**kin groupies? (muthaf**kin groupies)
Captain Save-A-Hoe:
What happened? n***a they all left, thats what happened
Yall muthaf**kas gonna be sittin around all night talkin to each other
Oh thats cool, yall got some muthaf**kin Playboy magazines
So I guess thats why yall aint trippin, check this out man
Yall n***as gotta understand one thing man
b**hes don't love to be talked to like that, yall gotta break down
Be cool with a b**h, ya know what I'm sayin?
Show her some caring and sh**, understand me?
Verse 3: B-Legit/Too $hort
B-Legit
I remember when the sh** first began
I used to f**k the dog sh** out my biggest fans
Four in the mornin we hit the waffle spot
Then its back to the telly for some more co*k
sh** was non-stop, don't choose too fast
Theres a gang of more b**hes with way more a**
Up and down the hall with the bad-a** body
Groupies lookin for the after party
Too $hort:
I used to be wild as f**k, get my dick s**ed
On the back of the tour bus with two or three s*uts
Check into my suite, order somethin to eat
Knockin at my door, its another lil freak
Right up the hall on the same flo'
You could stand in line and run a train on the ho
Top-notch or rat, skinny or fat
B-Legit, where all the groupies at? (groupies at)
B-Legit:
In the room with the tricks gettin big faces
But they really wanna know how the dick tastes
I used to get f**ked, fall asleep, wake up
Kick the b**h out and bump a freak
But nowadays, you gotta watch your route
n***as savin hoes need to cut that out
So what they talkin bout, they shoulda been done came
I think they scared of a n***a with this real game
Too $hort:
What happened to the groupies, don't point your finger
They're all backstage chasin R&B singers
At the other concert, on the other side of town
I seen a few hoes but they wasn't down
Where the groupies at, I'ma ask yall later
Probably out tryna f**k basketball players
Silly hoes, rappers got mansions
But we aint tryna get into these tramp b**hes
Captain Save-A-Hoe:
Yall n***as is trippin man,
yall need to sit down and re-evaluate your morals man
Yall n***as gettin too old for this sh**,
yall gonna be sittin around in the club
Tryna figure out who goin home with ya old a**
You need to find ya a good woman, snatch her up, get her a BMW
She got kids, only do what you do, tell her "I got you"