Baby, check this out
Yea you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is yo a**?
Baby, what happened? A n***a like me I know what's up
I want a nasty b**h with alotta bu*t
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no a**
But she's OK if she's got cash
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but b**hes with no a**
I woke up early feelin' shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
Cause every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soakin', smokin', Sir Too Short
Thinkin' about the day before
Thirty minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was Eleve Young, with alotta bu*t
She s**ed my dick and then we f**ed
That good tight p**y, I wouldn't pa**
A light-skinned freak with so much a**
At 1 P.M. I was f**in' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want b**hes, b**hes, and more b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The day my story made itself
Every b**h I saw was flat as hell
I told myself I must need gla**es
Where's them b**hes with the big brown a**es
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two b**hes then switch 'em up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a b**h
But that ain't nothin' but a cat
None of them b**h didn't have no a**
Wait on the bus, some was walkin'
Me and my homie just started talkin'
I said, oh, she looks good
He said that a** is flat as wood
I said what about Vicky in the black
He said, Short, she's all that
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The Invasion was on Every single day of the week
For every n***a livin' there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get f**ed and get some head
Cause b**hes all over wanna get worked
I just need one with alotta turf
Me and my homie, rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty b**hes took over Oakland
I told my homie, I hate to say
All the b**hes with booties stayed home today
And he said Short, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town
I thought them b**hes out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it f**ed my mind
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares
I knew it, b**hes was everywhere
The first one had tits so fat
But that don't work, her a** was flat
The second b**h was flat too
I capped on her like a motherf**in' fool
I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin'
Where's your a**, baby what happened
She turned around and capped on me
She said, f** you n***a, where's your teeth
I damn near fell jumpin' out the car
But I slapped that b**h, and slapped her hard
My homie said Short we gots to cut
But I was kickin' that b**h and her big flat bu*t
I kicked her a**, got in the ride
Looked at the b**h and said bye bye
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The invasion was on We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another b**h and I had to talk
I said baby, baby, baby come here
Yea you baby with your long long hair
Baby came over from across the street
She was standin' on the corner just talkin' to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked to fast
Cause I didn't even notice that big flat a**
sh**, and I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O
I told that b**h I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them n***as who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and yo flat booty
Flat ain't the date superstar
I could see if you was white, but your black as tar
b**hes, b**hes, b**hes
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I'm glad that sh** never happened again
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
Damn, I must be dreamin'
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
Wake me up 'fore I start screamin'
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
What's this world comin' to?
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
Where's your a**, what happened to you?
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes
The invasion is on