[Hook]
I f** 19,999 b**hes, b**hes
I f** 19,999 b**hes
I'm on you, Wilt!
20,000 b**hes 20,000 b**hes
If I f** one more!
20,000 b**hes 20,000 b**hes
Wilt Chamberlain, ho!
[Verse 1: Too Short]
I met your momma, had a pool party
All the nasty little things she would do for me
If I told you, you probably wouldn't feel me though
But your momma was in the co*ktales video
More hoes than your favorite MC
If you find a motherf**er that's hating on me
It's about some p**y
Cause I won't stop pimping
Real player with a whole lot of women!
Lil sis just left for me
Ex-girlfriends is my specialty
She do doing things you would never believe
I f**ed her so good will she ever leaves!
Short Dog, I'm a watch dog
Two b**hes in the bed, gonna gonna rock hard
When TMZ had me running from the cop car
I had four naked b**hes at the spa, boy!
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Too Short]
You say I'm lying, I say you hating
It's a fact, it's no debating!
The sh** happened, it's done
If you don't know your daddy
Then you might be my son!
Your momma been an all-star weekend
Super Bowl Sunday, a fight or the freaknik
Spring break, girls going wild
Ask Maury, are you my child?
No, I'm not the father
Yeah, I f**ed her, but never caught her
20 years later, I did it to her daughter
f**ed her in the car that you bought her
You couldn't be a better parent than me
Not even if you f**ed everyday of the week
I know you think you got it like that, repeat
Wilt Chamberlain, ain't got sh** on me!
b**h!
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Too Short]
Remember when you seen me out in Detroit?
You were rearing on a ho, a bunch a D boys
Surrounded by all that pro
I know one of them hoes had to be your girl
At the derby in Kentucky
I had rich white women wantin' to f** me
And I party hard on Mardi Gra**
Ten b**hes every night, I did it, oh!
I did Ashley's, Keisha's, Erica's
And it wasn't only hoes in America
I had more in London, a few in France
I didn't want to leave when I flew to Japan
I got b**hes for all ethnicities
Still callin', saying how they're missing me
But they know, ain't no change in him
AKA Wilt Chamberlain!
[Hook]