b**h! That's a trademark
I was at my house not doing anything
Half past ten I heard the phone ring
When I picked it up, I said "Hello?"
The b**h spoke up and said "What's up ho?"
I said, "b**h, if you're fine it's my dick"
Enough playing, who the f** is this?
She said "Janet" I said "Oh"
Met the b**h last week at my show
I told her "Call me" and I gave her my card
She talked dirty and my dick got hard
That night I f**ed the b**h three times straight
Next night we made another date
I gave a concert and she came backstage
f** a b**h, I'm trying to get paid
But that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip
f**ed around and met this other b**h
Right out the back I told her "b**h let's go"
Took the b**h to my limo even though
Her friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even fresh
She told her friend they f** the best
Rushed the b**h to the back seat
She pulled up her skirt and f**ed the sh** out of me
She said her name was Paula, b**h turned me out
Took my dick out the p**y, let me cum in her mouth
She kept s**ing like a veteran, I couldn't handle it
The limo door opened, it was Janet
She jumped in the car, they started kissing and sh**
I kicked back and let 'em have this dick
I told the driver "Take me straight home"
Then called my partner on the car phone
I said "I'll hook you with a bad-a** b**h"
Come to my house and don't even trip
He came over and we served the hoes
f**ed the b**hes like gigalos
Paula and Janet will make you wet in your pants
But to me, they're just two more tramps
With some good a** motherf**ing p**y, no sh**
Short Dog's in the motherf**ing house and I ain't even tripping, b**h