[Intro]
UK is so dumb
Voting out of Europe, so dumb
It's like cutting your own legs off, so dumb
Brexit, shaking my head, so dumb
[Hook]
What ever you now do bro
UK was dumber, for sure
Even dumber than Americans
And hell, you know that's a statement
UK people did even more bullcrap
Justa bunch of lonely island douchebags
With they' crappy teeth, following the Farage
Giving way to Scottish, Irish independence
[Verse 1]
British a**holes now your Pound Sterling is worse
Than the Man. City player with the same name, you Jerks
Yelling: "Make our kingdom great again!"
Even Donald T. ain't a G like Cameron
Thug life driving country into abyss, then resign
Protest votes by the elderly, oh my
There's more Rednecks in England than in Texas
Now economy's gonna crash, you won't collect taxes
[Hook]
What ever you now do bro
UK was dumber, for sure
You can even jump of rooftops
Expecting yourself to lift off
UK people did even more bullcrap
Justa bunch of lonely island douchebags
With they' crappy teeth, following the Farage
Giving way to Scottish, Irish independence
[Verse 2]
In USA they sell guns to the mentally disabled
England thought with Brexit migration's gonna be disabled
But all them crappy immigrants ain't from Europe
Oh man, Britain is just so dumb
They setting sail from Pakistan or India
Your UKIP ba*tard sh** went too far
Now I wish for you the worst financial crisis ever
Then crawl back to Angela and beg her
To take you back like the cheating husband you were
But she's like Taylor Swift says: "never ever, back together"
[Bridge]
I took a loan to bet in the casino, UK was dumber
I won't vaccinate my kids, UK was dumber
I think the government controls weather, UK was dumber
Hell, I voted for Donald Trump, UK was dumber
I think Wrestling is real, UK was dumber
UK was dumber
[Hook]
What ever you now do bro
UK was dumber, for sure
Even dumber than Americans
And hell, you know that's a statement
UK people did even more bullcrap
Justa bunch of lonely island douchebags
With they' crappy teeth, following the Farage
Giving way to Scottish, Irish independence
[Outro]
UK is so dumb
Unbelievably dumb
UK was dumber