[Intro: Tom Foolery] It's Tom Foolery How ya livin'? Yea 09' plus six pennies [Hook: Childish Gambino/Adele] [Verse 1: Tom Foolery] OK T-O-M k** p**y baby I run over house cats Can I have your number maybe click you on my mouse pad Not really I'm playin' sayin' we live on the internet Socially we drivin' given PCs to remember that You're not independent? Forget it, then what you drinkin'? All I see is pink and thinkin' of puttin' you on my sink And scrubbin' every single inch of you Sugar give a pinch or two Now that we on topic there's some things I'd like to mention boo I love the way you smile Legs are endless like the Nile You quiet out in public But in bed you actin' wild I'll check you out like Red Box, then I hit it like the Red Sox I'll stop with that s** talk when my D in your X-Box f**in' but I'm ballin' callin' you to come and kick it Simon Birchin' on this beat so guess I gave the track the rickets I'm the sickest let me dope you Love to get to know you Why you checkin' Facebook?
Foolery'll poke you [Hook] [Verse 2: Tom Foolery] I know I be on it, Make my name Iconic Baby if we honest I will slam it like I'm Onyx Smokin' chronic in that Subaru, the things that I would do to you Is every girl so clingy like they full of f**in' super glue? Thomas is a stupid dude, he buy her drinks and buy her food Don't know why I do it, hold up wait a minute, yes I do I love all of these females, girl can I get your email? If f**in' was a crime then I am guilty, I don't need bail It isn't so we chillin', all my thoughts are on a billion Gonna travel round the world upon a yacht where I be grillin' Yea these words are all made up but it's real the way I'm bringin' it And if we had that auto-tune you know that I'd be singin' it I'm buzzin' on your love, I think it's time for me to sting a clit f**in' like guerrillas minus all that filthy flingin' sh** You fly and they be dyin' all these pigeons got their wings clipped Baby girl I want it, will you let me kiss your pink lips [Hook]