We'd like to thank you for flying Monkey Airlines
We're trying hard to keep you from dying
But here's a few quick tips if you don't mind applying them
One, I know your seatbelt hurts, but keep it on, please
This ugly mask, you might need if you can't breathe
Your seat's a floating device, but who cares?
'Cause if the plane goes down in flames
You won't be floating nowhere
And if you're hungry, hmm, that s**s, we're all out of treats
Get cozy, honey, 'cause every seat's a middle seat
Your flight's delayed now, it happens all of the time
Thank you for trying, thank you for flying Monkey Airlines