Todrick is my name
And I'm here to play a part in your game
Hopped a plane, took a train
Just to claim my fifteen minutes of fame
And to see Kara, decked and dressed
Simon's face lookin' so unimpressed
Sitting there like a bump on a log
Randy what I gotta do to be your dog?
Tell me do I have to dress up like I'm from
A crazy house or sing like William Hung
For you to see
There's some potential in little old me
And tell me do I have to get down on my knees
In my 300-dollar jeans
Cause I would
If it meant to me then maybe you could
Just send me to Hollywood