I got a old woman from france
She loves to s** on my balls and eat bowels
We have our dance, our romance
We f** so hard, she my sweetheart
I eat that a** when it fart
I should k** her I shouldn't
She's not quite human
She immediately looked at me
And stuck a gun into my guts
And grabbed my f**ing nuts
Squeeze it like it ain't sh** and just ran
Isn't life a b**h, where my f**ing keys
I must get home, call up my dad on the phone
He f**ing mad, my mind blown
Back then i was alone in the seat
I hadn't gotten a blow job in weeks
I was depressed i couldn't jack off
Now i'm getting dough
Smuggling these d** in the streets
Old woman from france
She loves to s** on my balls and eat bowels