(Verse)
A is for Aaron, he always runnin' my errands
And when I tell him 2 hurry, he know to make me come quick
B is for Brandon he's got a fetish for spendin'
So when he bought me that Beemer, I took a ride on that dick
C is Calvin, he got a whole lot of talent
Say he grew up in the islands, know how 2 roll with his tongue
D is for Dylan, he doesn't stop till I feel it
That's why I call him policeman, he come around and I run
E is for Eric, he luv when I share it, let's talk about Frankie
I luv when he spank me, ya what I'm on
G is for Gerald, I met him thru Herald
The I is for Ian, I can't deny he make me cry when he eat it
I got a lot of y'all n***as in my phone
Can't forget the J for Jerome
He kissed me so soft and he own his own loft
Drunk a lil bit of wine, then he got it from behind
K is for Kevin, we caught it quits in '07
I had my eyes upon Larry, we even thought 2 get married
But that was dead, I'd rather lay with Michael instead
N is for Nicholas, luv 2 send me freaky picks
Can't f** wit Osiris, he's the type that's into leekin' sh**
P is for Prestin, I cheated on him with Quinstin
But I left that boy by his lonely when I found out they was homie's
Ya know the R is for Rico, we got one hella of a dino
The S is for Sean, that boy can go till it's dawn
Ya know the T for Tyron, like havin' s** on the phone
Until I called on Ulises, decide 2 cook and do dishes
Serve me up like a servant, that reminds me of Vernon
Got a stack like his daddy, said I'd be rich if he had me
I think he want to have my daughter
To bad I'm waitin' on this pretty n***a that I know named Walter
He like to get xrated more than Xavier
Neva asked why until I felt in my pancreas
But can't nobody top Zachary
No discrimination, all races runnin' after me
(Outro)
All races runnin' after me
All races runnin' after me