[Intro: Lil Wayne & Female Nurse]
Wheres my coffee?
Good morning Dr. Carter
Hey sweetie
Looks like it's gonna be a long day
Uhhh another one huh? What we got
Your first patient
Yeah
Is suffering from a lack of concepts
Uh huh
Originality
Ugghh
His flow is weak
Another one
And he has no style
Ugghhh
What you got for him?
Tssss okay
[Verse 1]
Let me put my gloves on
And my scrubs on
Dr. Carter to the rescue
Excuse me if I'm late
But like a thief it takes
Time to be this great
Uhh, so just wait
Your style is a disgrace
Your rhymes are fifth-place
And I'm just grace
One, uno, ace
And I'm trying make your heart beat like ba**
Hmm mm, but you're sweet like cake
And I come to fix whatever you shall break
Where is your originality? You are so fake
So picture me like a gallery, capture what I say
All I need is one mic, all I need is one take
Like hey! Brighter than a Sun ray
Got a pistol on a playground, watch the gun-play
Like; no kidding, no kids in the way
But the kids do watch, gotta watch what we say
Gotta work everyday
Gotta not be cliché
Gotta stand out like Andre 3K
Gotta kick it, kick it like a sensei
You gotta have faith, you gottta, gotta
Wait wait I think I, I think I lost him
(*Flatline*)
[Intro: Lil Wayne & Female Nurse]
Good afternoon Dr. Carter
I don't know about this one
His confidence is down, vocab and metaphors needs work
And he lack respect for the game
Uhhhh let me see
You think you can save him?
[Verse 2]
Okay respect is in the heart
So that's where I'mma start
And a lot of heart patients don't make it
But, hey, kid
Plural, I graduated
Cause you can get through anything if Magic made it
And that was called recycling
Or re-reciting something
Cause you just like it
So you say it just like it
Some say it's biting
But I say it's enlightening
Besides, Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest
And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest
And Dr. Jeezy can fix you back up the nicest
Arthritis in my hand from writing
But I'm a doctor, they don't understand my writing
So I stopped writing
Now I'm like lightning
And you ain't Vince Young so don't clash with the Titan
Fast and exciting
My pa**ion is frightening
Now let me put some more vocab in your I.V
Here, take this Vicodin
Like it and love it
And confidence has no budget
So pay me no mind
I don't walk it like I talk it cause I run it
I don't do it cause I done it
And I'm in the emergency un-it
God dunnit I've lost another one
(*Flatline*)
[Intro: Lil Wayne & Female Nurse]
Good evening Dr. Carter it's been a long day
But this one looks much better than the others
His respect is back up, concepts sound good
His style is showing strong signs of improvement
All he needs now is his swagger
Okay let me take my gloves off then
[Verse 3]
Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly, go hard, like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
Eyes stay tight like Chinese Connection
I stay tight like p**y at night
Baby don't get me wrong I could do that p**y right
But I'm too wrong to write
Too fresh to fight
Too paid to freestyle, too paid to freestyle
Had to say it twice
Swagger so nice
And don't ask me sh** unless it concern a price
And I don't rap fast, I rap slow
Cause I mean every letter
In the words
In the sentence
Of my quotes
Swagger just flows sweeter than honey oats
That swagger, I got it, I wear it like a coat
Wait, as I put the light down his throat
I can only see flow
His blood starting to flow
His lungs starting to grow
This one's starting to show
Strong signs of life
Where's the stitches, here's the knife
Smack his face, his eyes open, I reply "What a night"
"Welcome back, hip-hop -- I saved your life"
[Outro: Female Nurse]
He looks good, his vitals are up
He's looking good he's looking good
I think we got one Dr. Carter I think we got one
Yep yep we got one we saved him he's good
He's good we got one he's good
(*Heart beating*)
He's good, we got him
We saved him, he's a go
He's good