I had the best of intentions
Back on Columbus Street.
I was searching for the pure of heart,
It seemed easy on late-night TV.
I needed some company
To soothe a heart so scarred.
A little lovin’ conversation
But first, the numbers on my credit card…
Her name was Nasty,
My name was John.
I said treat me nicely, Nasty,
And tell me what you have on.
I don’t have all night long
To get to the bottom of this.
So treat me nicely, Nasty,
Send a long-distance kiss.
She was so beautiful
And I was a handsome guy.
We talked until I reached my limit,
So glad she couldn’t see me cry
Her name was Nasty,
My name was John.
I said treat me nicely, Nasty,
And tell me what you have on.
I don’t have all night long
To get to the bottom of this.
So treat me nicely, Nasty,
Send a long-distance kiss.
Her name was Nasty,
My name was John.
I said treat me nicely, Nasty,
And tell me what you have on.