Hi, Thurston Moore, this is Miranda from the Midget Stooges. Ahm, we... we've just recorded some new songs, and I was wondering if you'd like to hear them. They might be good on a single... could you call the school, please?
Sister madness, happy sad kiss, came today.
Holding court on a fuzzy mattress, wails away.
Mister muscle man, you've got to stop and think
That there was a time when God was dressed in pink.
System chaos, p**no hate boss, magic cries.
Power freak, afraid to speak if God decides.
So long, Liv Tyler, and yeah, Jay Jagger, I know they can.
Marital trauma, oh, poor Madonna, I'm the man.
Hello f**er, meet your maker, sick and stained.
Queen bee and her pals are not the ones to blame.
Will you k** your boyfriend for me, sister dear?
I implore thee, I outscore thee, free and clear.
Queen bee, queen bee, can't you see me in your mirror?