[Verse 1: Pep-C Maximus]
My name is Squidward I'm going o slap a ho
Mr. Krab's burboly a** daughter Periol
Yo it's Patrick with My n***a Spongy-G
Going to the Goofy Goober Club to look at Sandy's hairy titties
[Verse 2: Diego The Destroyer]
Flipping a crabby patty while f**ing a ho
All the customers are going to be watching foshoe
They call Me Mrs. Puff smoking weed erey day
If you ain't gonna puff then get the f** out of my way
[Verse 3: Pep-C Maximus]
Peter Griffin has balls on his face
He should get an award for being a disgrace
This place is called Bikini Bottom
Because we started from the bottom now we're here
Squidward's nose looks like a big a** queer
[Chorus]
It's the Sponge Gang
Sponge Gang
Sponge Gang
Flip them
[Verse 4: Diego The Destroyer]
I'll crash that boat Squilliam's in
And stab him in his goddamn esophagus
It won't stop till the squids come in
I'm Squidward Squilliam put the f**ing clarinet in my hand
I'm Squidward I'm the one who shoved a tentical in your b**h
Actions speak louder than words let me try this sh**
[Diego & Pep-C]
Shrek!
It's never ogre