Radio Country, that sodomizin' beast
Radio Country's been k**in' me
They take hurtin' music, they turn it to trash
They f** you right up in the a**, (boy)
They f** you right up in the a**
And I hate the sound, that slicksoley sound, put it six feet underground, put that sh** deep underground (I'm warnin' ya)
10 years from now, the old singer's will be dead in their graves
Who's gonna carry on that old time sound
Not those f**ers you hear on
Radio Country, that sodomizin' beast
Radio Country's been k**in' me
They don't play Hank Williams or Old Johnny Cash, they f**ed him right up in the a** (yes they did)
They f**ed him right up in the a** (I'll tell ya)
That bullsh** they play, it all sounds the same, 'cause the singers sing whatever they're told
co*ks**ers got no minds of their own
10 years from now, the old singer's will be dead in their graves
Who's gonna carry on that old time sound
Not those f**ers you hear on that radio
Things are bound to get better
Someday you'll be happy
You're gonna find true love, and start up a family
Bullsh**, f**ing bullsh**
And nothing ain't never gonna get no better
No how
You gotta look on the bright side
Take a walk in the sunshine
The Lord is on your side
And people are good
Bullsh**, f**ing bullsh**
And nothing ain't never gonna get no better
No how
If it's gonna rain, why don't it f**in' rain?
If you gonna leave me darlin' go and leave
I'm tired of livin' for nothing
I'm tired of longin' for somethin'
Dead dogs in trash cans
Man it's all I can find
Bullsh**, f**ing bullsh**
And nothing ain't never gonna get no better
No how
If it's gonna rain, why don't it f**in' rain?
If you gonna leave me darlin' go and leave
Yeah, take a look on the bright side
Take a look on the bright side
Take a look on the bright side
Take a look on the bright side