I surprised the man as drew his handcuffs
Fumbling behind me as felt his way around my wrist
I surprised the lady as she crossed the street
To go and meet the paper boy I wonder how today she'll greet
And I surprised the girl as she kissed her boyfriend
Underneath the lamppost while the street light flashes green & red
And I surprised everyone that ever knew me
With my wicked ways of mercy to the people that surround me
I, I wanna feel it now
I wanna spin around on a 45
Cuz I could never be let down
But I understand that you can always try
And I, I wanna tell ya now
That you can leave the keys right at the door
Just try and tiptoe through the backyard
Cuz I can hear ya breathin askin for more
I empathize when the users want to trade me needles
But I can't regress to that cuz junkies always stay the same
And I sympathize with the freaks who claim to understand me
But they seem to run away just as I get my point across
And I fraternize with the girl you said you fell in love with
She's so cute & innocent I wonder where she's gone today
And I sodomize all the boys who ever made me angry
With my mental co*k of crazy telling me to flaccid down
I, I wanna feel it now
I wanna spin around on a 45
Cuz I could never be let down
But I understand that you can always try
And I, I wanna tell ya now
That you can leave the keys right at the door
Just try and tiptoe through the backyard
Cuz I can hear ya breathin askin for more