"Damn!"
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"Konichiwa b**hes"
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"You're sitting on the couch watching tv and your life is pa**ing you by. You keep procrastinating over and over, well maybe I'll go to school next year, maybe next semester. No do it right now!"
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"Everest College is accredited by the west coast commission of non accredited schools. You can learn anything! They got courses in whatever you want to know!"
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"They'll work with you after work or you can go before work, you can do whatever you need to do to graduate!"
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"Don't even trip, cause Everest College accepts all forms of payments for your tuition n***a. Real sh** n***a! Wick, EBT, Food stamps...
My n***a if you really about your grindin', if you really about your paper my n***a, you can get your motherf**in' bachelors degree in three months n***a
You too can aspire to make minimum wage one day pimpin'. f** university of Phoenix n***a, I'm down with Everest n***a! Everest ni**a!"