[Verse 1: Thecomputernerd01]
I'm like "hey, what's up, Sobo?"
Seen this chubby squirrelly
I think she's a hobo
Went right up and grabbed her
And then I said hello
You and me forever bae
I lit a candle to warm up all these peanuts
Girl, you are my squirrel queen
Walk up to my car to see you're keeping it clean
This was really love
I even filled up with supreme
Then she took a selfie, dropped my phone and cracked the screen
I was really mad but then I ate a tangerine
Listening to Taylor Swift is my morning routine
Working out with squirrelly
She only weighs nineteen pounds
I found some pancakes on my mind
It smells like beans
Oh, that's just my boy
He's on the phone with Paula Deen
[Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2)
And I throw peanuts at my squirrelly
I just climbed a tree, I'm getting high with my squirrelly, oh
And I just peeled a banana
Teaching my bae mathematics
Bought some gla**es for my squirrelly
[Verse 2: Corolla Studios]
We got the squirrellies like O-M-G
Yeah it's Hoopty Squad
Raw milk, baby you know me
I'm going nuts, on a Thursday
And we kickin' it at Walmart
You heard me
I'm shopping for my squirrelly
Gotta keep her fly, 'cause I'm that kind of guy
I found a tricycle
I'll deck it out and maybe we can ride
I got some squirrellies on the side screaming "hoopty squad"
And Imma reel 'em in just like a fishing rod
[Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2)
And I throw peanuts at my squirrelly
I just climbed a tree, I'm getting high with my squirrelly, oh
And I just peeled a banana
Teaching my bae mathematics
Bought some gla**es for my squirrelly
[Verse 3: Corolla Studios]
I'm going for that deep , robbin' banks
Call me a nut job
All the squirrellies in the forest crushin' on this dad bod
Got so many nuts for them - they're buried in my backyard
Driving through the park
All of the squirrellies yelling "hoopty squad"
I got almonds, macadamia
This must be hoopty mania
Got the squirrellies going nuts
From Bombay to Tasmania
Yeah I'm Irish [?]
Got tons of pistachios in the trunk of Corolla Studios
[Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2)
And I throw peanuts at my squirrelly
I just climbed a tree, I'm getting high with my squirrelly, oh
And I just peeled a banana
Teaching my bae mathematics
Bought some gla**es for my squirrelly