It was a dark and dready night
that a spaceship landed right in my back yard
it shook my room and woke me up from a deep sleep
from a cool dream, something bright a yellow light look a moonbeam
so i stood up, i went to the window
where i saw the pretty yellow light
what a sight, what a fright to see
an alien staring straight up at me
does it want to hurt me, could it only want my family
should i offer it a kudo, or should i just go say hello
i walk out my backdoor up to it and stuck my hand
right in the air with fear but i said to it hello and how are you
well then it turned to me and i could see
that this alien was surely not a he
and so i said i come in peace
she said please make love to me
who am i to complain, i don't even have to ever know her name
could my girlfriend ever know, that i screwed a ufo
i should've known right from the start
that this e.t. b**h was to break my heart
she had her own way she s**ed my into her game
she might as well just be a normal girl
she smiled and waved and took off back to the milky way